Will you love me in December as you do in May?
Jack Kerouac (via kushandwizdom)
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Portal gun IRL. [video]

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Portal gun IRL. [video]

If you don’t like big titty bitches and beer, get the fuck outta here
Blair Grover (via hmkblair)
Be so good they can’t ignore you.
Steve Martin (via kushandwizdom)